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catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

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nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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capitalvice: when the pizza arrives to my house

capitalvice:

when the pizza arrives to my house

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drunktrophywife:

I don’t share my food or my feelings

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sluttyoliveoil:

single and ready to touch a boys dingle

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SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

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